The Cab Driver
 

A couple was dressed and ready to go out into the city
for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned
the answering machine on the phone line, covered their
pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They
phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The
taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to
leave their house. The cat they had put out into the
yard scoots back into the house.

They don't want the cat shut in the house because she
always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the
taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The
cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver
to know the house will be empty for the night. She
explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be
out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to
my Mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away.
"Stupid bi*** was hiding under the bed. Had to poke
her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She
tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I
had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from
scratching me but it worked. I hauled her fat *ss
downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cab driver hit a parked car......