Mike is in trouble!
Mike was in BIG trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
"Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there had better be something
in our driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in two seconds flat!"
The next morning she looked outside and saw a small package in the
driveway.
She brought it inside, opened it.....and found a brand new bathroom
scale.
Funeral services for Mike have been scheduled for Friday.
Robert
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