Four United States Presidents got caught up in a tornado, and off they whirled to the land of OZ...
They finally made it to the Emerald City, and went to find the Great Wizard.
" What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz? "
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly, and said: "I've come for some courage."
"No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next?"
Richard Nixon stepped forward, and said, "Well, I think I need a heart."
"Done!" says the Wizard. "Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
Up stepped Dubya and said, "I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem!" said the Wizard. "Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesnt say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?"
"IS DOROTHY HERE?"
