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Hours of Operation:

8:00am-9:00am / Microsoft Technical Support
9:00am-10:00am / India Airlines Lost Baggage Claims
10:00am-11:00am / Dell Computers
11:00am - 12noon / AOL Technical Support
12noon-2:00pm / Lunch with Ice Cream
2:00pm-3:00pm / Blazing Saddles Escort Service
3:00pm-4:00pm / JC Penney Account Services
4:00pm-8:00pm / Bank Of America New Accounts
8:00pm-11:00pm Tuesday - All inbound calls will be re-routed to American Idol contestant Sanjaya Malakar voting line.
8:00pm-11:00pm All other days - Minimum 19 minute wait time at $1 USD per minute.
11:00pm-8:00am / Closed to post new gasoline price increases.

Thank You,
Your "Friend" abroad...