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Old 09-14-2006, 03:28 PM
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Default Four Presidents in OZ

Four United States Presidents got caught up in a tornado, and off they whirled to the land of OZ...

They finally made it to the Emerald City, and went to find the Great Wizard.

" What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz? "

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly, and said: "I've come for some courage."

"No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next?"

Richard Nixon stepped forward, and said, "Well, I think I need a heart."

"Done!" says the Wizard. "Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"

Up stepped Dubya and said, "I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."

"No problem!" said the Wizard. "Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesnt say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?"

"IS DOROTHY HERE?"
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