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Old 05-22-2006, 09:49 PM
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Default Mike is in trouble!

Mike was in BIG trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.

"Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there had better be something
in our driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in two seconds flat!"

The next morning she looked outside and saw a small package in the
driveway.

She brought it inside, opened it.....and found a brand new bathroom
scale.

Funeral services for Mike have been scheduled for Friday.


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Old 05-22-2006, 10:54 PM
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Robert,
That reminds of my weekend at work We run these guessing games at Knotts that use a 300lb Capacity counter weight scale, the ones you would weigh bales of cotton on....well you know what happened. Some poor person who was well over 300lbs stood on it and broke a precision piece of strapping that pulls on the counter weights and broke the scale big time. I feel bad for the person, of course the scale was broke for the weekend and still is.

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