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Old 06-01-2006, 05:09 PM
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Default Divorce at 65 MPH

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles
per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband, a divorce lawyer,
suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice, "Darling," he
says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly
increases her speed to 45 mph.

"I don't want you to try and talk me out of it", he says, "because I've
been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better
lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly
and slowly increases the speed to 55.

The husband confidently says, "I want the house."
The wife knows he has the skill to get the upper hand in a divorce
proceeding. Up to 60. "I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph.
"And," he says, "I want the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the
boat."

The car veers toward a massive concrete bridge. This makes the husband
quite nervous, so he asks her: "Darling...Is there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies, in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got
everything I need." she says. "Oh, really?" he says with derision. "So
what have you got?"

The wife turns to him and smiles and says: "The airbag", Good Bye Dear.
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