Hillbilly Divoce

[Swampchicken]

A Hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.

The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"

The farmer said, "I want to get one of those dayvorces."
The lawyer said. "Do you have any grounds?"

The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres."
The lawyer said,"No, you don't understand. Do you have a suit"?
The farmer said."Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on
Sunday's." The lawyer said,"No, no, I mean, do you have a case?"

The farmer said. "No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere."

The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?"

The farmer said, "Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks John Deere."

The lawyer said. "Does your wife beat you up or something"?

The farmer said, "No,we both get up at 4:30."
The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?"

The farmer said. "No, she 's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce