Hillbilly Divoce
A Hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer said, "How can I help you?" The farmer said, "I want to get one of those dayvorces." The lawyer said. "Do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres." The lawyer said,"No, you don't understand. Do you have a suit"? The farmer said."Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sunday's." The lawyer said,"No, no, I mean, do you have a case?" The farmer said. "No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere." The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks John Deere." The lawyer said. "Does your wife beat you up or something"? The farmer said, "No,we both get up at 4:30." The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?" The farmer said. "No, she 's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce |
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